On a flight from New York to LA there was a loud bang, followed by some brief turbulence. "Sorry about the bumpy ride there folks,” the captain said over the loud speaker. "We just lost our number four engine. No need to be alarmed, we'll still get to L.A. just fine, but our arrival will be delayed by one hour."
While flying over Colorado, there was a loud bang, followed by some brief turbulence. "Sorry about the bumpy ride folks,” the captain said over the load speaker. "We just lost our number two engine. No need to be alarmed, we'll still get to L.A. just fine, but our arrival will be delayed by two hours."
While flying over Utah, there was a loud bang, followed by some brief turbulence. "Sorry about the bumpy ride folks,” the captain said over the loud speaker. "We just lost our number three engine. No need to be alarmed, we'll still get to L.A. just fine, but our arrival will be delayed by three hours."
A few minutes later, there was another loud bang, and an irritated passenger said, "Great, now it'll take forever!"
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