Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, I like to see Accountants on my operating table; because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second surgeon, from Chicago , responds, Yeah, but you should try Electricians. Everything inside them is color coded.
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, No, I really think Librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon, from ;Los Angeles , chimes in, You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up when he observed, You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine; and the head and the butt are interchangeable.
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