Windsheild

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable  infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and
slices off the man's pecker. Angrily, the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the car.

Driving behind the car is a fella in a pickup truck with his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of a sudden, the pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy, what in the heck was
that?"

Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute she says,  "Sure had a big dick!"